Barnstaple & District Men's Skittles League

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                                                RESULTS\FIXTURES

                                         THE TRIBUTE ALE

               BARNSTAPLE AND DISTRICT MENS SKITTLES LEAGUE

                             RESULTS OCTOBER 15TH 2018

                                      DIV 1

Bogeymen

560

Goodly Knights

491

Exeter Bibbers

471

Goodleigh Perishers

449

Demons

432

Goodleigh Lads

448

Fox Boys

530

Kneaders Pairs

482

S and T

435

Mad Hatters

418

Ringers

431

Plough Pullers

415

Odds and Ends

417

Loxhore

427

                                        DIV 2

King Pins

458

Muddiford Stars

381

Yarnscombe

428

Stoke Stars

412

Amen Corner

366

Nippitts

338

Barnstaple Cc

413

Tawstock Rangers

417

Nokkers

411

Three Pigeons B

371

Lovepants

455

Black Widows

448

Shirwell

445

Barn Bombers

470

                                          DIV 3

Heroic Failures

419

Old Guys Drule

399

Newton Boys

389

Middlemen

404

C Team

432

Hit Men

393

Rising Sons

419

No Beer Just Coke

409

A Team

402

Wing and a Prayer

417

Mounties

495

No Hopers

515

Sarnians

397

Lumberjacks

366

A Team

428

Middlemen

388

                                          DIV 4

Loxhore Lynchpins

387

Ebberley Rejects

421

Pheasant Pluckers

N/A

Bye

N/A

Crankers

490

BBC Boys

428

Sub Contractors

385

Lionhearts

412

Landkey Lads

438

Rockafellas

440

Diplomats

358

The Knights

350

Regency

383

Flintstones

402

                                             DIV 5

Barn Bangers

384

Hughies Heroes

443

Raiders

375

Thirsty Farmers

398

Plough Boys

367

Jokers

366

Assorted Peanuts

365

J R Terriers

459

X Men

439

Excels

406

Tristars

513

Plough Inn St

420

Bye

N/A

Untouchables

N/A

                                              DIV 6

Taste The Rainbow

442

U S B C

443

Jesters

407

Country Lads

383

Bye

N/A

Alley Moles

N/A

Pin Heads

425

Foxhunters

398

Castle Knights

456

Rollers

456

Dodos

342

Goodleigh Vipers

386

Tarka Terrors

328

Vultures

316

 

High Lads, how be doing, or how?s it gwain, what another fantastic Week we have for you, but I will start by saying, I have just joined a gym this week, oh my conkers with false teeth and a gigantic nose, myself and me brother went for an induction today, I said to him it will only be a light workout to see what we are capable of and to see how we move, how wrong was I, 1st we went on the cross trainer, just for a warm up, oh my donuts what I can?t eat anymore, when I got off I could barely speak, me legs felt like jelly, then it was onto the next one, I won?t go on, but put it this way, when I jumped in the shower, I couldn?t even pick up the soap, anyway here we go.

High Team scores, Yes, Bogeymen are at it again by knocking over a humpity rumpity bumpity booooooom! 560 to beat Goodly Knights 491, then wait for it, guess who? Yes! Fox Boys have smashed out, no you dirty buggers! Ha! ha! I mean knocked over a to me to you, said winnie the poo look at that they all fall down 530 to beat Kneaders Pairs 482, then No Hopers have bombed a few I?m off to the loo cause I can?t believe it 515 to beat Mounties on their own alley 495, then Tristars have hit a here we go, there they go, oh my word they all fall down 513 to beat Plough Inn St by 93 pins 464 wow.

High Individual scores, 96 P Dymond Bogeymen, 88 A Harris Bogeymen, 87 B Boulton Bogeymen, 86 D Spear Goodly Knights and Vice President, M Ferne Fox Boys, 82 P Osment Fox Boys, B Jarvis No Hopers, 81 J Moore Crankers and on my Team, M Prowse Tristars, R Kingdon Mounties, R Balment Stoke Stars, 79 D Baddick Goodly Knights, M Toms Fox Boys, 77 B Williams Rollers, 76 R Hancock Odds and Ends, L Cole Exeter Bibbers, 75 S Hammett Black Widows, D Hatcher Rollers, 74 S Davies Lovepants, K Toze J R Terriers,  M Down Castle Knights, 73 P Jeffery Yarnscombe, J Dibble Mounties, I Davey Goodleigh Lads, A Ford Kneaders Pairs, 72 D Knott Tristars, D Kingdon Mounties, I Wigley Goodleigh Lads, J Passmore Lionhearts, 71 B Hayman Rockafellas, A Richards and P Huxtable J R Terriers, 70 G Moore Crankers and on my Team, L Winsor Plough Inn St, N Willoughby X Men, L Hewer Pin Heads.

High spares, D Spear Goodly Knights and Vice President, 24 P Dymond Bogeymen.

High recorded rubs, 108 Goodly Knights, 107 and 105 Bogeymen, 102 Fox Boys, 101 Lovepants.

I would like to congratulate Tarka Terrors for winning their 1st game  since I have been the Fixture Secretary, I am in my 4th season and I have been waiting along time for this moment, so thank you Tarka Terrors, I have met this Team, they have so much fun and enjoyment, it is lovely to see, so well done to them.

A police officer stops a minivan full of elderly ladies being driven by an old gentleman because they?re only going 25 mph, stopping the mid-day traffic. 
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The policeman asks the driver why is he going so slow.
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?Well that?s the speed limit, isn?t it! There was a sign saying 25 and everything!? the driver defends himself.
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The policeman sighs, ?No, sir, that?s the number of the highway you?re on. It has nothing to do with the speed limit.?
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?Oh, so that?s what it means?? says the driver, looking shocked.
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The officer looks at the rest of the van and notices the grannies are looking somewhat frozen and stiff.
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?What?s up with the ladies?? he asks the driver.
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?Um?? the driver scratches his head, ?you see, we just got off highway 150??

A guy saves a frog from a forest fire. The frog turns out to be a magical frog, and is very grateful to the man for having saved its life. So the frog offers to grant him three wishes.

The man says, ?Great. So I want: 
 
1. Lifelong access to any cinema, 
 
2. I want to be 10 years younger and 
  
3. I want a highway that goes straight from here to Hawaii.
 
?I?m happy to help you but the third wish is really difficult. You'll have to wish for something else instead of that third wish,? says the frog.
 
?OK,? agrees the man reluctantly, ?in that case I?d like to finally understand women.?
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The frog looks at him for a while: ?And should the highway be a three-lane or a four-lane one?? 


 
 A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face.

A man asks a farmer near a field, ?Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.?

The farmer says, ?Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you?ll even catch the 4:11 one.?

 My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

 What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
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Snowballs.
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"

Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"

Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"

Patrick: "What school?"

 

           

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