Barnstaple & District Men's Skittles League

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                                                RESULTS\FIXTURES

                                 THE TRIBUTE ALE

             BARNSTAPLE AND DISTRICT MENS SKITTLES LEAGUE

                          RESULTS 18TH FEBRUARY 2019

                                         DIV 1

Plough Pullers

374

Bogeymen

386

Loxhore

426

Exeter Bibbers

445

Goodly Knights

488

Demons

414

Goodleigh Perishers

466

Fox Boys

452

Kneaders Pairs

421

Goodleigh Lads

378

S and T

457

Ringers

403

Mad Hatters

PP

Odds and Ends

PP

                                          DIV 2

Black Widows

PP

King Pins

PP

Barn Bombers

426

Yarnscombe

395

Muddiford Stars

409

Amen Corner

435

Stoke Stars

486

Barnstaple Cc

461

Tawstock Rangers

414

Nippitts

424

Nokkers

374

Lovepants

350

Three Pigeons B

389

Shirwell

376

                                           DIV 3

No Hopers

415

Heroic Failures

468

Lumberjacks

391

Newton Boys

396

Old Guys Drule

429

C Team

378

Middlemen

355

Rising Sons

385

No Beer Just Coke

484

Hit Men

433

A Team

396

Mounties

427

Wing and a Prayer

429

Sarnians

452

                                          DIV 4

The Knights

423

Loxhore Lynchpins

409

Flintstones

408

Pheasant Pluckers

417

Ebberley Rejects

395

Crankers

400

Bye

N/A

Sub Contractors

N/A

Lionhearts

471

BBC Boys

416

Landkey Lads

474

Diplomats

509

Rockafellas

408

Regency

424

                                           DIV 5

Plough Inn St

351

Barn Bangers

365

Untouchables

436

Raiders

393

Hughies Heroes

328

Plough Boys

335

Thirsty Farmers

427

Assorted Peanuts

443

J R Terriers

393

Jokers

418

X Men

422

Tristars

406

Excels

N/A

Bye

N/A

                                            DIV 6

Goodleigh Vipers

375

Taste The Rainbow

380

Vultures

369

Jesters

336

U S B C

N/A

Bye

N/A

Country Lads

380

Pin Heads

384

Foxhunters

439

Alley Moles

392

Castle Knights

371

Dodos

415

Rollers

384

Tarka Terrors

349

 

High Team score, Diplomats have scored a woppidy hoppidy how?s your Luck 509 to put them 2 points clear of Division 4, they beat Landkey Lads 474.

High Individual scores, 81 M Rippon Hit Men, 79 D Mackie No Beer Just Coke, 77 D Ley Raiders, 75 M Comer Loxhore, L Cole Exeter Bibbers, 74 J Mock Diplomats, 73 A Worth Dodos, AM Pennyfield No Beer Just Coke, B Symons Stoke Stars, C Brown Lionhearts, P Williams Assorted Peanuts, 72 J Symons Stoke Stars, 71 I Tossell Exeter Bibbers, S Phillips Goodly Knights, J Thompson S and T, C Withey Goodleigh Perishers, P McEndoo Barnstaple Cc.

High spares, 24 J Tapp Lumberjacks, 24 M Harris Diplomats, 23 D Ley Raiders.

High recorded rub, 102 Lionhearts.

Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favourite sex position. One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy. "What is it?" "Well, it's where you get your girl down on all four, and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around, cup her t*ts, and whisper in her ear, 'boy these feel almost as nice as your sisters.' Then you try and hold on for 30 seconds."

A flat-chested young lady read an article in a magazine that stated Dr. Bumbutu, in Africa, could enlarge your breasts without surgery. So she decided to go to Dr. Bumbutu to see If he could help her. Dr. Bumbutu advised her, 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!' She did this faithfully for several months, and to her utter amazement she grew a terrific D-cup rack! One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realised she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.' A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked ' Are you a patient of Dr Bumbutu's?' Yes I am. How did you know?' He winked and whispered, 'Hickory dickory dock'...

 

Three men went Las Vegas and after a losing their money at the blackjack tables, the best friends decided to stay off the strip in a not so lavish hotel and the guy that owned it had 18 daughters . So the first man went up to they're father and said "can I sleep with your 18 daughters?" the father said "no but you can sleep with the pigs." the second man went to the father and said "can I sleep with your 18 daughters?" the father said " no but you can sleep with the cows." the third man said "can I sleep with your 18 daughters?" the father said "yes." so in the morning the three men and the father had a conversation over breakfast the first man said "I slept like a pig" the second man said "I slept like a cow" the third man said "I felt like a golfer" the father asked why? he said cause I got my balls in 18 holes. 

 

A little boy asked his dad, what?s that between mum?s legs?

Dad; ?it?s paradise my boy.?

Son; ?ok, so what?s that between your legs.?

Dad; ?That?s the key to paradise.?

Son; ?Well you had better get that lock changed because that prick next door has a spare key.?

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