Barnstaple & District Men's Skittles League

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                                                RESULTS\FIXTURES

                                   THE TRIBUTE ALE

              BARNSTAPLE AND DISTRICT MENS SKITTLES LEAGUE

                            RESULTS DECEMBER 3RD 2018

                                          DIV 1

Loxhore

428

Goodly Knights

409

Plough Pullers

363

Goodleigh Perishers

391

Mad Hatters

440

Goodleigh Lads

363

S and T

454

Fox Boys

399

Ringers

470

Demons

443

Odds and Ends

430

Exeter Bibbers

470

Kneaders Pairs

406

Bogeymen

399

                                          DIV 2

Barn Bombers

454

Muddiford Stars

450

Black Widows

328

Stoke Stars

343

Three Pigeons B

412

Nippitts

404

Nokkers

336

Barnstaple Cc

366

Lovepants

443

Amen Corner

461

Shirwell

444

Yarnscombe

433

Tawstock Rangers

PP

King Pins

PP

                                          DIV 3

Lumberjacks

436

Old Guys Drule

401

No Hopers

463

Middlemen

422

Wing and a Prayer

412

Hit Men

371

A Team

416

Rising Sons

399

Mounties

462

C Team

476

Sarnians

416

Newton Boys

393

No Beer Just Coke

501

Heroic Failures

450

                                           DIV 4

Flintstones

449

Ebberley Rejects

446

The Knights

N/A

Bye

N/A

Rockafellas

425

BBC Boys

380

Landkey Lads

441

Sub Contractors

467

Diplomats

371

Crankers

360

Regency

381

Pheasant Pluckers

360

Lionhearts

441

Loxhore Lynchpins

421

                                          DIV 5

Untouchables

427

Hughies Heroes

418

Plough Inn St

355

Thirsty Farmers

400

Excels

456

Jokers

423

X Men

404

Assorted Peanuts

416

Tristars

457

Plough Boys

450

Bye

N/A

Raiders

N/A

J R Terriers

438

Barn Bangers

397

                                         DIV 6

Vultures

350

U S B C

359

Goodleigh Vipers

386

Country Lads

401

Rollers

406

Alley Moles

371

Castle Knights

465

Pin Heads

440

Dodos

N/A

Bye

N/A

Tarka Terrors

294

Jesters

337

Foxhunters

429

Taste The Rainbow

441

 

Welcome to another fantastic week, the last game of the season, I don?t know about you, but it has gone quick for me. As most of you know, I am a big Liverpool fan, did you watch the game on Sunday, what a goal by Divock Origi, was it a goal, was it not a goal, that is what I was thinking, it was a strange one thanks to Jordan Pickford, but come on the Reds and Look out Manchester City, any way lads lets get on with the important things, here we go.

High Team score, No Beer Just Coke are on fire this season by hitting a bonkers wonkers poke them in the plonkers 501 to beat Heroic Failures 450.

High Individual scores, 92 B Vincent Excels, 86 R Fenn C Team, 82 P Scott Flintstones, 77 C Williams Landkey Lads, N Willoughby X Men, 76 P Clarke Heroic Failures, D Kingdon Mounties, M Huxtable Sub Contractors, M Ellis Assorted Peanuts, 75 P Jeffery Yarnscombe, D Shelton Taste The Rainbow, 74 J Dibble  Mounties, 72 N Dennis Jokers, D Watts No Beer Just Coke, A Lane Heroic Failures, K Latham Ringers, F Parsley Ebberley Rejects,  71 A Kingdon Exeter Bibbers and committee member, S Cole Exeter Bibbers, K Toze J R Terriers, M Dennis Amen Corner, H Burley Barn Bombers, 70 P Murch Fox Boys, C Rainey Mad Hatters, M Symons Demons, S Phillips Goodly Knights, A Kingdon Landkey Lads, S Passmore Country Lads, P Bennett Tristars.

High spares, 22 J Tapp Lumberjacks, 22 and 21 M Ellis C Team.

High recorded rub, 101 Amen Corner.

Could I remind all Captains, when filling out the score cards that you write in each players 1st Initial and their surname, along with scores wrote in correctly with the final score at the bottom of each Team and most importantly make sure your Team name is at the top, don?t forget the time you started and your Division at the top, I had one card back and on one side it had each individual scores down the side but no names next to them not even any Initials, how does that happen and how simple is it to fill out a card, thank you and much appreciated, Shaun.

Does anyone have some nice balls, let me put it another way, does anyone know where I could get hold of some skittle balls, Instow Yacht Club are looking  for some to buy, if you know of someone or you have some hanging about, please let myself know, thank you, Shaun, Fixture Secretary, you will find my contact details on the front of your skittle books.

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee. "What's the matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating and you were only 17?", he asks solemnly. The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies. The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when you father caught us in the back seat of my car?".  "Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continues, "Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years". "I remember that too", she replies softly. He wipes another tear from his cheek and says, "I would have gotten out today!"

A rich businessman enters a bar and announces he?s looking for a good deal. Before long an old man approaches him with an old lamp. ?Excuse me sir, would you like to buy this very rare lamp?? ?For how much?? The businessman asks. ?Ten Thousand dollars. A steal, if you ask me. It is worth much more? The old man says.

?Ten Thousand dollars?" The businessman shouts, getting angry at the audacity of the old man, but the other interrupts him. ?I understand your thoughts? the old man says quickly, ? but you see, this is a magic lamp. It has a genie inside it. Three wishes per person, no less!? ?Oh, really? Show me, then? The businessman says mockingly.

?Well, of course. I saved my last wish just for this? the old man smiles as he rubs the lamp. To the businessman?s surprise, a genie really pops out! ?What is your third wish, master?? The genie says majestically. The old man grins at the businessman?s mesmerized face before making his last wish. ?A mug of coffee, please.?

The genie snaps his fingers, and a mug of coffee appears before the old man. The businessman stares slack-jawed at the mug as the genie disappears. The old man smiles. ?Well??

?I?ll buy it? The businessman replies immediately, writing him a check, taking the lamp and leaving before the old man can change his mind.

After getting home, the businessman runs the lamp hopefully, and sure enough, the genie appears. ?What is your first wish, mas-? The genie starts, before being interrupted by the businessman.

?I wish for all the money I gave the old man, as well as a new yacht, a mansion and a limousine!? The businessman blurts out quickly. The genie stares at the businessman for a few seconds, then says awkwardly:

?M-my apologies master, I only serve coffee and tea.?

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.

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