Barnstaple & District Men's Skittles League

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LEAGUE RESULTS

THE TRIBUTE ALE

BARNSTAPLE AND DISTRICT MENS

 SKITTLES LEAGUE

RESULTS 16TH OCTOBER 2017

DIV 1

Loxhore 395 Bogeymen 331

Goodleigh Lads 405 Demons 394

Mad Hatters 374 Shirwell 406

Small and Tidmas 548 Dawns Extinguishers 395

Goodleigh Perishers 460 Kneaders Pairs 452

Goodly Knights 466 Ringers 430

Plough Pullers 402 Exeter Bibbers 401

Small and Tidmas 422 Mad Hatters 401

DIV 2

Yarnscombe 452 King Pins 427

Stoke Stars 471 Lovepants 493

Amen Corner 374 Odds and Ends 387

Heroic Failures 454 Nippitts 463

Barn Bombers 481 Fox Boys 450

Muddiford Stars 479 Nokkers 432

Woodpeckers 438 Black Widows 374

DIV 3

Tawstock Rangers 423 Newton Boys 407

No Beer Just Coke 447 Three Pigeons B 508

Rockafellas 386 A Team 382

Lumberjacks 376 Middlemen 392

Rising Sons 387 Diplomats 393

C Team 372 Hit Men 422

No Hopers 417 Barnstaple Cc 453

C Team 357 Middlemen 413

DIV 4

Old Guys Drule 401 BBC Boys 390

Flintstones 457 J R Terriers 451

Wing and a Prayer 415 Thirsty Farmers 349

Regency 390 Phoenix 351

Landkey Lads 473 Lionhearts 511

Mounties 459 Crankers 451

Pheasant Pluckers 410 Sarnians 453

DIV 5

Bye N/A Plough Boys N/A

The Knights 511 Jokers 437

Ebberley Rejects 396 Alley Moles 372

Plough Inn St 382 Foxhunters 363

Hughies Heroes 409 Loxhore Lynchpins 405

Untouchables NR Tristars NR

X Men 412 Assorted Peanuts 416

Raiders 393 Sub Contractors 439

DIV 6

Excels 435 U S B C 429

Castle Knights 484 Barn Bangers 515

Country Lads 370 Ebberley Arms 362

Vultures 347 Pin Heads 371

Jesters 456 Tarka Terrors 352

Bye N/A Taste The Rainbow N/A

Rollers 403 Dodos 359

Pertys Playboys 404 Goodleigh Vipers 363

Welcome back lads to another fantastic week and oh my jollydollyfolly and crackers what another week we have for you.

Highest Team Scores, Small and Tidmas have scored a Wipperdydoodahhhhhh 548 wow what is going on they beat Dawns Extinguishers by a fantastic 153 pins 395, then Lionhearts scored a wopping 511 to beat Landkey Lads 473, then The Knights also scored a wopping 511 to beat Jokers 437, then Three Pigeons B scored a fantastic 508 to beat No Beer Just Coke 447.

High Individual Scores, 87 D Baddick Goodly Knights, 85 J Thompson Small and Tidmas, 82 M Avery Kneaderes Pairs, 81 A Barrow Small and Tidmas, 80 D Chugg Muddiford Stars, M Gammon Woodpeckers, 79 B Sloggie Nippitts, 78 C Harris Barn Bombers, W Gatting Heroic Failures, 77 T Sanders Lionhearts, 76 B Sims The Knights, T Newton Lionhearts, 75 G Bigg Landkey Lads, P Kift Muddiford Stars, 74 D Phillips Small and Tidmas, S Swanson Jesters, 73 B Bellamy Crankers, M Rowe U S B C, P Rogers Stoke Stars, T Jackson King Pins, 72 A Hutchings Three Pigeons B, M Chamberlain The Knights, A Wheeler Yarnscombe, H Thomas Mounties, 71 M Coles Three Pigeons B, 70 D Luxton No Beer Just Coke, D Williams The Knights, P Murch Small and Tidmas, C Green Rollers, R Welch Flintstones, D Willoughby Lovepants, N Ackland Heroic Failures.

High Spares, there are 2 maximums of 27 this week the 1st was scored by B Pickard of Ringers then D Chugg of Muddiford Stars, 26 D Baddick Goodly Knights, 24 J Hill Lovepants, 24 M Avery Kneaders Pairs, 23 J Foster Odds and Ends, 21 B Redmore Rising Sons, 20 P Murch Small and Tidmas.

High Recorded Rub, 100 Lovepants.

Bogeymen only played with 7 players this week, which is why their score was a little low.

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!" The Teacher fainted.

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don"t know what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son... "Go get your Mother."