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                                                RESULTS\FIXTURES

                          THE TRIBUTE ALE

     BARNSTAPLE AND DISTRICT MENS SKITTLES LEAGUE

                  RESULTS 16TH OCTOBER 2017

                                DIV 1

Loxhore

395

Bogeymen

331

Goodleigh Lads

405

Demons

394

Mad Hatters

374

Shirwell

406

Small and Tidmas

548

Dawns Extinguishers

395

Goodleigh Perishers

460

Kneaders Pairs

452

Goodly Knights

466

Ringers

430

Plough Pullers

402

Exeter Bibbers

401

Small and Tidmas

422

Mad Hatters

401

                           DIV 2

Yarnscombe

452

King Pins

427

Stoke Stars

471

Lovepants

493

Amen Corner

374

Odds and Ends

387

Heroic Failures

454

Nippitts

463

Barn Bombers

481

Fox Boys

450

Muddiford Stars

479

Nokkers

432

Woodpeckers

438

Black Widows

374

                               DIV 3

Tawstock Rangers

423

Newton Boys

407

No Beer Just Coke

447

Three Pigeons B

508

Rockafellas

386

A Team

382

Lumberjacks

376

Middlemen

392

Rising Sons

387

Diplomats

393

C Team

372

Hit Men

422

No Hopers

417

Barnstaple Cc

453

C Team

357

Middlemen

413

                                   DIV 4

Old Guys Drule

401

BBC Boys

390

Flintstones

457

J R Terriers

451

Wing and a Prayer

415

Thirsty Farmers

349

Regency

390

Phoenix

351

Landkey Lads

473

Lionhearts

511

Mounties

459

Crankers

451

Pheasant Pluckers

410

Sarnians

453

                                   DIV 5

Bye

N/A

Plough Boys

N/A

The Knights

511

Jokers

437

Ebberley Rejects

396

Alley Moles

372

Plough Inn St

382

Foxhunters

363

Hughies Heroes

409

Loxhore Lynchpins

405

Untouchables

NR

Tristars

NR

X Men

412

Assorted Peanuts

416

Raiders

393

Sub Contractors

439

                                DIV 6

Excels

435

U S B C

429

Castle Knights

484

Barn Bangers

515

Country Lads

370

Ebberley Arms

362

Vultures

347

Pin Heads

371

Jesters

456

Tarka Terrors

352

Bye

N/A

Taste The Rainbow

N/A

Rollers

403

Dodos

359

Pertys Playboys

404

Goodleigh Vipers

363

 

Welcome back lads to another fantastic week and oh my jollydollyfolly and crackers what another week we have for you.

Highest Team Scores, Small and Tidmas have scored a Wipperdydoodahhhhhh 548 wow what is going on they beat Dawns Extinguishers by a fantastic 153 pins 395, then Lionhearts scored a wopping 511 to beat Landkey Lads 473, then The Knights also scored a wopping 511 to beat Jokers 437, then Three Pigeons B scored a fantastic 508 to beat No Beer Just Coke 447.

High Individual Scores, 87 D Baddick Goodly Knights, 85 J Thompson Small and Tidmas, 82 M Avery Kneaderes Pairs, 81 A Barrow Small and Tidmas, 80 D Chugg Muddiford Stars, M Gammon Woodpeckers, 79 B Sloggie Nippitts, 78 C Harris Barn Bombers, W Gatting Heroic Failures, 77 T Sanders Lionhearts, 76 B Sims The Knights, T Newton Lionhearts, 75 G Bigg Landkey Lads, P Kift Muddiford Stars, 74 D Phillips Small and Tidmas, S Swanson Jesters, 73 B Bellamy Crankers, M Rowe U S B C, P Rogers Stoke Stars, T Jackson King Pins, 72 A Hutchings Three Pigeons B, M Chamberlain The Knights, A Wheeler Yarnscombe, H Thomas Mounties, 71 M Coles Three Pigeons B, 70 D Luxton No Beer Just Coke, D Williams The Knights, P Murch Small and Tidmas, C Green Rollers, R Welch Flintstones, D Willoughby Lovepants, N Ackland Heroic Failures.

High Spares, there are 2 maximums of 27 this week the 1st was scored by B Pickard of Ringers then D Chugg of Muddiford Stars, 26 D Baddick Goodly Knights, 24 J Hill Lovepants, 24 M Avery Kneaders Pairs, 23 J Foster Odds and Ends, 21 B Redmore Rising Sons, 20 P Murch Small and Tidmas.

High Recorded Rub, 100 Lovepants.

Bogeymen only played with 7 players this week, which is why their score was a little low.

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!" The Teacher fainted.

 A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don"t know what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son... "Go get your Mother."

 

 

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