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                                   THE TRIBUTE ALE

             BARNSTAPLE AND DISTRICT MENS SKITTLES LEAGUE

                           RESULTS 11TH DECEMBER 2017

                                          DIV 1

Loxhore

415

Plough Pullers

418

Goodleigh Lads

408

Small and Tidmas

415

Mad Hatters

414

Goodleigh Perishers

435

Shirwell

461

Goodly Knights

427

Demons

450

Exeter Bibbers

487

Bogeymen

PP

Ringers

PP

Dawns Extinguishers

401

Kneaders Pairs

346

                                          DIV 2

Yarnscombe

413

Woodpeckers

394

Stoke Stars

494

Heroic Failures

443

Amen Corner

366

Barn Bombers

369

Odds and Ends

480

Muddiford Stars

427

Lovepants

427

Black Widows

429

King Pins

430

Nokkers

415

Nippitts

446

Fox Boys

451

                                           DIV 3

Tawstock Rangers

469

No Hopers

378

No Beer Just Coke

478

Lumberjacks

480

Rockafellas

428

Rising Sons

423

A Team

411

C Team

386

Three Pigeons B

390

Barnstaple Cc

383

Newton Boys

436

Hit Men

382

Middlemen

391

Diplomats

363

                                          DIV 4

Old Guys Drule

418

Pheasant Pluckers

414

Flintstones

389

Regency

442

Wing and a Prayer

426

Landkey Lads

379

Thirsty Farmers

448

Mounties

470

J R Terriers

445

Sarnians

422

BBC Boys

454

Crankers

422

Phoenix

405

Lionhearts

433

Mounties

478

Old Guys Drule

556

Flintstones

480

Phoenix

452

                                           DIV 5

Raiders

396

X Men

436

The Knights

514

Plough Inn St

427

Ebberley Rejects

N/A

Bye

N/A

Alley Moles

388

Untouchables

411

Jokers

438

Assorted Peanuts

446

Plough Boys

365

Tristars

390

Foxhunters

407

Loxhore Lynchpins

399

Sub Contractors

393

Hughies Heroes

376

                                         DIV 6

Excels

462

Rollers

438

Castle Knights

492

Vultures

449

Country Lads

383

Jesters

381

Ebberley Arms

359

Pertys Playboys

431

Barn Bangers

419

Dodos

416

U S B C

387

Taste The Rainbow

353

Bye

N/A

Tarka Terrors

N/A

Pin Heads

378

Goodleigh Vipers

375

 

Welcome back chaps, well this is the last game of the 1st half and for most of us the last game of this year, so I want to wish everyone a very happy Christmas and new year, Ho ! Ho! Ho!

Highest Team scores, Oh my Christmas puddings with little elves coming out the top, Old Guys Drule have hit a merry Christmas 556 to put them clear top of division 4 they beat Mounties 478 who are now 2 points behind them, then The Knights have hit a Happy New Year 514 to keep them 2 points clear of division 6 they beat Plough Inn St.

High Individual scores, 92 R Balment Stoke Stars, 86 D Williams The Knights, 84 B Furseman and P Harris Old Guys Drule, C Walter Jokers, T Harley Excels, J Tapp Lumberjacks, 83 M Conibear Shirwell, 82 P Ridd Mounties, 78 M Partington Castle Knights, 75 M Moore Nokkers, J Ford Newton Boys, 74 P Ridd Mounties, M McManus Exeter Bibbers, K Popham Assorted Peanuts, 72 D P Kingdon Mounties, P Bennett Tristars, F Taylor Lumberjacks, 71 A Kingdon Exeter Bibbers and committee member, I Sandle Tawstock Rangers, 70 M Toms Fox Boys and committee member, S Hernon Old Guys Drule, D Stentiford Demons, S Hammett Black Widows, R Bowden Muddiford Stars, A Carter Rockafellas, D Payne Tawstock Rangers, G Jobbins and N Short Pheasant Pluckers, M Squire Sarnians, D Trick Landkey Lads.

High Spares, we have a maximum of 27 and that was scored by D Williams of The Knights, 26 M Toms Fox Boys and committee member, 26 R Bowden Muddiford Stars, 26 M Tucker Stoke Stars, 25 M Conibear Shirwell, 24 R Smith X Men, 21 M Dennis Amen Corner.

High Recorded Rubs, 112 The Knights, 105 Lionhearts, 101 X Men, 101 The Knights, 100 Tawstock Rangers.

 Santa went down the Chimney and started putting presents under the tree. He went to leave and noticed the most beautiful red headed women laying there in her naughty nighties, She said santa do you wanna stay and play, He said HO HO HO Gotta go Gotta Go gotta deliver presents to the kids Ho HO. So he went to leave again and She said once more, "Santa dont you want to stay and play" as she took off her nighties and was layin there in a sexy g-string, He said Ho Ho HO gotta go gotta go gotta deliver presents to the kids dont you know Ho Ho, So he went to leave one last time and the women said again, "Santa stay and play" and when he turned around she was laying there completely naked, The most beautiful thing in the world spread eagle, He said Hey Hey Hey gotta stay gotta stay, cant go up the chimney with my pecker this way! 
 

A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam." The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish. The wife responds surprised, "I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way." He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish. He responds, "That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f*cking potatoes!"

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